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@lizardmusic whoa danger watch out. you’d better get to blue ASAP. by the way have you heard dad’s new voice?

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so close

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so who the fuck am I waiting for?

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“kiss your old refrigerator goodbye. or hug it if you weren’t particularly close” -ComEd

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i think this website is about to become self-aware

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SERIOUSLY FOLKS

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using php like duct tape

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READ ME FIRST.simpletext

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whoops

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item 2: people aren’t wearing enough hats