- dude just gave our waitress a marijuana tip
- screw football
- omgzfxq
- nick and the neighbors, tell your friends
- samuel sullivan and the haitian have beef
- all they had left was fear
- wtf
- oh but you would have to bic® it
- negghead downer bullshit
- the genuine article
- he took his mother’s name, and good on ‘im
- lololol
- well I’m glad I can afford it cuz I wanna go home receipt plox
- networking like WHOA
- haven’t checked voicemail in > 30 days, should get on that
- omgzfxq
- HALT - MODULE CORE HEMORRHAGE. Control has been yielded to the SYSTEM PERIL DISTRIBUTED REFLEX.
- margins don’t solve every problem
- respek
- nbeaversnducks
- oh, nevermind
- starting to suspect i dreamed up an entire bug fix. mysql tables, php code and everything. i hope that isn’t the sort of thing i dream about
- no one has time for the scientific method anymore
- is there any font as unnecessary as calibri?
- THESE BUTTONS AREN’T SHINY ENOUGH
- please direct me to your 8 foot acrylic cone
- wakey wakey
- boom ajax
- yeah i’m at the office!
- what does IZOD even mean
- laughing stock of the agency
- today’s shitstorm is brought to you by the letter U
- immoral or amoral?
