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banned abbreviations:
lol
ttfn
rotfl
nvm
btw
omg
jk
imho
brb
ttyl
lmao
lmfao
atm
g2g
stfu
wtf
w/e
banned words:
ppl
grrl
guestbook
ne1
neways
every1
cya
rox
rawks
womyn
n00b
da
frens
dat
lyk
b/c
u
w/
4
2
n
azn
o
u
y?
r
yur
ur
sup
k
thx
peeps
wen
gurl
boi
sry
any1
prolly
thanx
ya
wel
teh
sk8
gr8
[any substitution of the number 8 for the letter sequence A T E]
luv
dat
plz
jus
2moro
cuz
enuff
yu
yr
wut
nuthin
meen
leet
sux
pwn[3d]
skewl
tho
liek
w00t!@#
wateva
banned switch-words:
hear/here
board/bored
breath/breathe
no/know
their/they're/there
rite/right
to/too/two
your/you're
waste/waist (thanks to diane:
I think the waist/waste one is the worse(sic),
especially if you are reading nc-17 fiction.
The mental image of someone grasping
at their lover's waste just kills the scene.)
banned suffixes:
-ors
-'d [replacing -ed]
-0R5
-orz
-z
-ite [replacing -ight]
-a [replacing -er]
-izzle
banned prefixes:
uber-
banned styles:
ALL CAPS
sTiCkY cApS
Capitalizing Every Single Word In A Title Sentence
replacing 'i's with 'y's
banned (just because):
!!!11!!111!!
a/s/l
<g>
:)
<3
31337
L337
all forms of the previous two entries, actually.
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